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Describe your problem:
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Now, describe the problem accurately:
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Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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Select the problem severity:
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Select the nature of the problem:
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Is your computer plugged in? Yes No
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Is it turned on? Yes No
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Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No
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Have you made it worse? Yes No
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What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
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If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
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Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes No
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Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes No
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Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes No
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Did you install any non-corporate standard software on your computer
recently? Yes No
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Are you sure you haven't installed any non-corporate standard software on
your computer recently? Yes No
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Did any non-corporate standard software magically appear on your computer
recently that you don't have a clue where it came from? Yes No
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Did a co-worker force you to install some non-corporate standard
software on your computer recently? Yes No
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Are you interested in our non-corporate standard software installation
witness protection program? Yes No
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Are you sure you don't want to just move to another computer? Yes No